Someone pass the TYLENOL – stat!
I’m going to warn you NOW – I’m venting. What does that mean – MAJOR ADD. What does that mean? Major jumping around and lots of ( ) usage. I am not the most articulate person with my writing. All I need you to do is try to understand what the hell I am talking about. If you pay attention verrrry closely, and stick it out, it will all eventually come together in a
nice tidy neat package. I think.
I had the *somewhat* unfortunate displeasure (I say somewhat b/c honestly humor and entertainment is my thing and I must say I have been humored & entertained) of stumbling across a blog (stumbling across un productive things seems to be my specialty these days – will discuss that later in another post) for PUA’s (Pick Up Artists). These men (not all, there still seems to be some decent men left who truly understand alphaness) consist mainly of White and Black American males (with a little “other” sprinkled in between) who insist on “gaming” (lying) their way to gain access to women’s vaginas. Wait. Don’t get excited 90% of you ladies out there. The only vaginas that count are the ones attached to the top 10% of the female hierarchy in looks – yes the beloved 9’s and 10’s. Apparently these women are all over the country in droves waiting to be PICKED UP by an ARTIST. Why do we care about those hot 9’s and 10’s if we aren’t one (I’m working at it), B/C we are lumped in with them when these men are venting about women in general. And it aint pretty.
In doing so (being the PUA), they justify WHY women need to be lied to and gamed, and that is…wait for it.. B/C women don’t know what we want. We don’t have a brain or mind and we’re just born to love and gravitate towards assholes, cheaters and jerks aka ALPHHHAS. There is no cultural reason for this b/c women are just “dumb” beings that don’t know any better. According to them Its innate for women to want to be walked over and treated like crap. IF you happen to not be one of those women you’ve been beaten with the ungodly F stick: (a) fat (b) fugly (c) fold – “fkn old” (for reference according to the PUA manual of female worthiness “fkn old” would be any age after 21) d) Feminist or F) all of the above. YES, this is it in a nutshell! Therefore, we need these wonderful PUA “ALPHAS” to rescue us women from ourselves. They just want to give us what we want. And that is:
(1) to be treated with disrespect
(2) lied to
(3) negged (the opposite of a compliment)
(4) the PRIVLEDGE to be apart of a harem
(5) in LTR’s where monogamy is solely for women.
I’m Still waiting on that TYLENOL – Damn my My brain hurts!
Ok I’ll play for a moment (Warning: I’m having an ADD moment right now). YES, feminism has played *some* role in the breakdown of male/female relationships. It says women can be empowered through casual sex with any man they choose (or as many as they choose) –w/out consequence b/c the boys do it. Feminism in some ways wants to bring women and men to the same level playing field in the sexual arena and unfortunately momma nature isn’t having it. SO the end result is, this push and pull seeps into the male/female relationship dynamics where it doesn’t belong. Men and women cannot be fully equal because we are biologically opposites for a reason – balance. Sounds contradictory right? No. Balancing the scales in male/female relationship dynamics means that each gender needs to be aware of their role, their biological role, and how to use that to work with the other genders roles. WHY? So we can have a damn planet full of emotionally healthy stable people! So as a result, you have many free willed women today exploring their sexuality in masculine ways (sleeping around) calling that EMPOWERMENT and only later finding out that those habits and ways of living was not necessarily how mother nature intended for the female to ROLL. Now does this mean I support and uphold men sleeping around? No. Its disgusting for anyone these days to be care free in who they sex especially if there is an unsuspecting monogamous partner somewhere in the mix. But for a man, sleeping around has less emotional consequences than it does for the average woman. Women were made to connect to their intimate partners for survival, producing offspring etc.
Yes there are women out there who like bad boys, but they like bad boys b/c they make the conscious choice to be seduced and played by one. Very few women are unaware of being gamed. There is no secret to a bad boy. It is what it is. Or rather HE is what he is. The secret however lies within these PUA’s who fake their way to bad boyness to get the women they want. What they don’t want to admit or understand is that for women who seek these kinds of guys its more of an ego thing, and nothing more for most women who put up with this kind of man. For some women her ego being stroked is more important than her sanity or self respect. Now, there are possibilities of coming up with a jerk who put the booty smack down in the bedroom…..kitchen table, bathtub, floor, closet, patio, fluffy or Fido’s little bed cushion on the floor (stop looking at me. I don’t know anything about Fluffy or Fido’s bed!)- WHEREVER. And as a result, a woman experiences an insane orgasm or two or three and becomes hooked to the male administering the big O. That’s b/c of a chemical called Oxytocin *I know men can be a pain in the arse but I aint talking pain killer Oxycotin* which immediately bonds a woman to her intimate partner after having an orgasm. But if women don’t use their oxytocin properly, it does get wasted on jerks and thus said woman finds herself sticking around and putting up with a jerk much longer than intended. The ability to be some hot bad boys arm candy (despite his assholeness) is enough for an insecure woman to gladly sell her soul to the MAN. There are a lot of superficial reasons certain kinds of women accept and like to be mistreated and lied to. Usually it’s a lack of self awareness, self esteem and some sort of self loathing that causes a certain woman to squander her beauty and self respect for a temporary fling with what THEY (PUA’S) refer to as Alphas (which they use interchangeably with the words asshole and jerk).
According to PUA’s all women are worthless after 21 and any woman not married with 5 kids by then is a “fugly” who wasn’t a 9 or 10, OR one who rode the “cock carasoul” (I love that one) for her entire youth (15-21). If you were/are one of the lucky 10% of the female population to be a 9 or 10 in looks, by the time you turn 25 you are a washed up old looking ho who kicked all the good guys to the curb to gallivant with “alphas” and assholes. If you didn’t manage to marry then that means you are a slut who turned down nerdy/good guys in favor of assholes who treated you like dirt. THUS? *ALL* women like jerks and assholes!
The rest of the female populace that range in looks from 0-8 – you don’t exist. There is no possible way that a half way decent/attractive woman isn’t a slut with low self esteem. You are ignored b/c you are not a 9 or 10, yet you are lumped in with the 9’s and 10’s (simply for being born with a vagina) who these PUA’s seem to be narrowly focused on. B/C the 9’s and 10’s are women, they represent us all in terms of character and ways of doing. But remember, these PUA’s wouldn’t touch you with a 10 ft. pole, yet seem to know what all women are like. So the rest of the 90% of non 9 and 10 women in the world has to settle for a “wimpy beta” who can’t compete with the jerks for that whole whopping 10% of the 9 and 10 beauties of the world. These men are “worthless” b/c they don’t use their lower head 90% of the time and actually wants a family and children of his own – albeit with a normal, sane, emotionally healthy non feminist ball busting woman. We ladies who range in looks from 0-8 should be ashamed of the men who can’t be jerks, assholes and…wait for it.. PUA ALLLLPHAS! And we should be more ashamed at WANTING a man that has some self respect, can control his libido and actually was raised to be a decent non manipulating human being. WHY should we be ashamed of this thinking? B/C according to PUA’s we aren’t “good enough” to attract assholes and jerks. Why I outta….
I guess that leads me to the next phase in the maze – what the hell does one consider ALPHA?
(There goes my ADD.) And here it comes again.
Despite popular belief over at the PUA blogs (I’m about to scream so plug your ears and squint your eyes):
NOT ALL WOMEN LIKE ASSHOLES
NOT ALL WOMEN WANT TO BE GAMED AND LIED TO
NOT ALL WOMEN RIDE THE “COCK CARASOUL”
NOT ALL WOMEN WILL PUT UP WITH ANYTHING TO BE WITH AN “ALPHA” (we’ll be discussing this concept of Alpha more closely)
THERE ARE WOMEN WHO LIKE NICE GUYS
NICE GUYS DON’T HAVE TO BE WUSSIES OR “BETAS” WHO CANNOT BE ASSERTIVE, LEADERS OR GOOD IN BED
NOT ALL WOMEN LOOK LIKE SHIT AFTER AGE 17
NOT ALL WOMEN ARE FEMINISTS
Unsquint your eyes for one tiny second and please tell me if I left anything out?
I’ll be back to discuss these points later this week…