So we’ve covered femininity and the current thoughts on how it has changed and is currently changing for the worse and best. Now fellas its your turn! I will throw this out to you all to answer: How do you as a male or female define a masculine man?
I guess for me Masculine men exhibit these qualities/traits: Honesty, Integrity, Fearlessness, self discipline, protective, intelligence, adaptability, solid, unwavering, persistent, assertive, upstanding, trustworthy.. I am sure there are more but those are ones that stand out.
MASCULINITY just like femininity these days has taken a course for the worse. Granted there has been no real men’s movements to tell men to act like women and start tucking their penises between their thighs, but it seems some men woke up one morning, looked in the mirror at their wee wee’s and decided to do just that – tuck the man meat away. I like to call them the effeminate males.
Others have chosen to enlist their man meat into the service for war. These men like sergeants work and keep their man meat at attention like a soldier. The mission? To conquer (mostly) and kill (in a hurt so good kind of way * TSK TSK TSK NEECY!*) its arch-nemesis – the vagina! We call those guys the machismos or the hyper-masculinized males.
Then we have another group. They completely hate anything that doesn’t resemble a sausage like, stick like figure that protrudes from the lower regions of the body. They hate anything flat, with two lips on the side, a pink center and hollow filling *que jeopardy music* (can you guess what I am referring to?? Winner gets a prize – hint: it pushes human beings out). We call those “men” the misogynists.
I always like to save the BEST for last. We have the real men. The masculine babes. The torch carries of real and true manhood. The ones whose man meat actually walks, talks and creates wonderful things. The ones women: fall to their knees for, voluntarily submit to, make a grown woman feel like a little girl, pant like dogs in heat. The ones that…Okay I’ll stop. It’s the MASCULINE MALES!!! You know the ones GOD created? The original man. The one who walked earth before the other poor mans representations of manhood came along and tricked everyone into believing masculine males were dead? In the famous words of Jennifer Hudson’s ghetto song currently rotating the airwaves “WHERE YOU AT?”
So what has happened. Why are so many men today just clueless as to how to be a man? Was it those pesky man made extreme feminists that keep them at bay? Is it the music industry that continues to push and promote the worse representations of male hood for women to seek, follow, desire, and submit to?
My thoughts are that culture today seeks to uplay the wrong kinds of manhood at the expense of traditional women and poorly misinformed feminist following women. I guess it’s a great way to balance the feminists need for men who are 1, 2 steps below real men so they can be on the same level?
Well ladies all hope is not lost. If you’re still a feminine woman by nature you will attract these real god created masculine men like magnets on a fridge. They come out of nowhere., Fall out of the sky. Pop up out of the concrete, jump in front of you (not in a creepy annoying kind of way) the minute these men smell true femininity walking by. Its like real masculine males cannot resist their own nature to want to be in the presence of their better half – the feminine woman. They respond to a feminine woman. They want to protect these kinds of women and make their lives easier. But as a woman you have to allow these men to do what they do – that is, be men. So if you are used to dealing with bad boys, effeminates and/or mysogies and being in dramafied voilatile relationships, stay away from a masculine man! you need to re-learn how to deal with a real masculine man. A lot of women will fail. WHY? B/C they don’t know how to submit to the right man b/c they have chosen so many of the wrong ones. So masculine males are very particular about the kinds of women they allow in their lives and space. They don’t have time for games, drama and ball busting antics. They know how to handle things and expect at some point that his lady let him do that. This doesn’t mean you are beneath him. But as a woman your job is to compliment your masculine guy by being your true feminine self. When your power and his power connect its like magic. Wanna see these kind of couplings? Look at an older couple next time you are out. GUARANTEE You they are true representations of what real women and real men who connect in the right way look like. Undfortunatley, today these types of couplings are usually in the ages of 60 or older. very rarely today do you find young men and women in relationships with this kind of real masculine and feminine energy working together as one. 😦 Soo many of these men are scarce today. Many have simply chosen 1 of the 3 archetypes of males I listed above (effeminate, machismo, or misogynist) as to keep the peace with feminists. The ironic thing is feminist women desire these men but cannot attract them b/c real men don’t compete with women and real men have no desire to take on another man with a vagina. SO these men have chosen to break ranks accordingly to go with the flow. I want to say COME BACK! We need you!
As a result of the lack of feminine women walking the social earth, these masculine become other representations of manhood. The effeminate male is a male who often is the partner of a ball busting jezebel femmie who walks over him and treats him like her little puppy dog biatch. These men don’t want to man up and be men b/c they are so afraid of being called a woman hater. These guys are often quite nice but very feeble and unwilling to stand up for manhood. So they allow femmies to continue to brow beat them into being femmie friendly (acting like a woman) so they can feel less intimidated by a man with a penis. Unfortunately, effeminate males also depend on women to get things done, to run things in the home, to tell him what to do and to lead him. No real feminine woman wants a loser like this. If you are that loser – there is help. What is it? Untuck your wee wee from your thighs, tell that masculine ball busting jezebel to go play on the 405 freeway in Los Angeles preferably between the hours of 3-7 pm, ditch your superboy cartoon undies and don that SUPERMAN CAPE and fly off into the sky and reclaim your manhood! Guess what will happen? Those femmies that used to beat your balls with their strap ons will suddenly fall to tier knees begging for your manhood to take them. They may fight it at first, but the minute you stand your ground, start being a man, the vagina will submit. Try it and holler back at Neecy with the results.
The machismos/hyper-masculine men. Ooooh boy oh boy. This is a toughie. How do we handle these physically superior male beings that carry their brains in their biceps and penises. The issue with them is they still carry many traits of masculinity but in the wrong overemphasized way. They are what women want (sort of) but with some adjustments. These guys are usually very physically appealing. They have that v shaped thingy that carves out perfectly down in the pelvic region. They know how to work it in bed. They do have a way with women. But tend to fly on the chauvinistic jerky side of manhood. Not to mention they are typically male SLUTS! If they could just reel in the sluttiness, jerkiness, chauvieness, assholness, and take a few courses that would increase their IQ’s significantly above the level – .000 level they could easily transition into the proper level of masculinity eventually with work. If you are he, I want to talk to you *getting out my Oprah chair*. Many of these machismo guys procreate but never really stick around to be the family guy or the father that most kids need. These men are antsy and booty driven. They don’t like sit down restaurants where you can order and customize your booty for long-term happiness. Instead they prefer booty buffets. They just want to eat and indulge any and everything that looks like a vagina. If you find yourself in this description – you are a bad boy (keyword BOY) not a man! You may look like an over exaggerated male, you may perform in the bed like a man, but your actions and brain matter are way below the threshold of what real manhood is. WORK ON IT (no not that vagina you are thinking about right now) but focus on reeling in the boy like traits that keep you from being a real man. But DO NOT – I REPEAT – DOOOO NOT BY ANY MEANS lose the v-shaped thingy that carves so nicely in your pelvic region. Please and thank you. No one said we ladies didn’t like a lil eye candy err now and then.
Now. I really hate even acknowledging this group but they must be acknowledged. The MYSOGYNISTS. UGH. Well. All I can say about this group is they hate women. They are the almost equivalent to extreme feminism. These “men” (and I use the term men loosely) feel women are put on this earth to be at their mercy and abuse. Usually these kinds of woman hating males will involve themselves in relationships with low caliber, insecure fragile women. WHY? B/C they get off on abuse of women and know how to pick their prey. These men like the effeminate male, don’t know how to exude real manhood. Misogynists are usually males who are failures in life. Every bad thing that happens to them is never their fault – it’s a woman’s fault. They physically assault and beat up on women as well as verbally abuse women. They love to drill down on women’s insecurities and they often refer to and call women everything but a child of God. They seek to compete with women on all levels (like extreme male hating femmies). What can I say for a guy like this? Just drop dead please. Really this planet has no use for you or your kind. BUT, if you want to choose reform over dropping dead, please feel free to hit up a women’s shelter and look and listen to the stories of women who have suffered at the hands of “men” like you. Understand that your power in being a male doesn’t give you the right to abuse or hurt women mentally, emotionally or physically. Use your power as a man to understand how women are here to compliment you and work with you and not against you. And last, think about your mother and how you’d feel if someone treated her or talked to her the way you treat and talk to women. Please? And thank you.
LAASSSST but certainly not least nut rather the HOSTESS with the MOSTESS – the BELOVED GOD CREATED MASCULINE MAN. You know who you are! What advice do I have for you? Nada. Keep doing what you’re doing. Oh wait – I do have some advice. Please for the love of God stop letting poor representations of manhood take over and represent you! Get your boys and reclaim this planet again. PLEASE? I don’t need to thank you b/c I know its already being done. 😉 *smooches*
Love you (masculine guys only)