LOOK UP IN THE SKY! Its a Bird! It’s a plane! it’s

NEECYWOMAN? And whose that with her? Her sidekick extrodinnaire LIZAWOMAN?

 

NEECYWOMAN

 

*queue super hero music*

*Mark News anchor*: We interrupt this regularly scheduled broadcast to bring you this important yet breaking news.  NEECYWOMAN and her sidekick LIZAWOMAN have somehow entered into the Black matrix bubble and things are looking ugly. We see them taking on the powerful Black community, SOUL PATROL and SISTER SOLDIER MILITIA all at once. It’s a tough fight but by God it looks like these two super heroes are holding their own. OH!  Johnny did you see that swift kick to the anus of the Soul patrol NEECYWOMAN just delivered? Ouch!

*Johnny new anchor*: yes Mark, I just saw….OH! looks like  LIZAWOMAN has the SISTER SOLDIER militia in a headlock! These girls are certainly brave to take on such a powerful force – ooooh! Just saw that double tag team body slam delivered by NEECYWOMAN and LIZAWOMA N to the Black community!

*Mark news anchor*:  Folks what you’re witnessing here is a full on smackdown  of the powers that be and protectors/keepers of all things Black.  we can see numbers of Zombie like Black women walking towards the Matrix door to their freedom while NEECYWOMAN and LIZAWOMAN continue to stomp out the evil force of the Soul Patrol. On the ground we have Anna reporting. Anna, please tell us what you see on the ground.

*Anna new anchor*:  Well Johnny and Mark, Neecyites are on the ground ushering these zombie Black women into vans with signs saying “GLOBAL VILLAGE BOUND” . Wait, you can hear the Neecyites let me get in a little closer.

*Neecyites*: Move along people! Nothing to see here. Just some Black women packing up and moving their things out of the Black matrix and into the global village. Please step aside and allow these women in the vans! Thank you

*Anna new anchor*: Johnny and Mark we have footage of one of the zombie like Black women saying something to the news camera – Adam please run the clip.

*zombie Black woman to news anchor as she enters Van* “Free at last! Free at Last! Thank God Almighty we’re free at last!!”.

*Anna news anchor*:  Mark and Johnny powerful words from a zombie Black woman that I believe represents the whole purpose of this superhero move by NEECYWOMAN and her sidekick LIZAWOMAN. Now back to you.

*mark and Johnny*:  Ladies and gentlemen we will continue to update you on the progress of NEECYWOMAN and her sidekick LIZAWOMAN taking on the evil force of the Soul Patrol. Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

*3 days later NEECYWOMAN has agreed to an interview with all of the major networks and is now being televised*

Interviewer: NEECYWOMAN, please tell us what has been transpiring over the last 3 days with you taking on the powerful Black Soul Patrol Inc. and its conglomerates.

NEECYWOMAN: Thank you for having me Joan. Let me explain. The fight is not over and the revolution will not be televised.

INTERVIEWER: NEECYWOMAN could you explain further to those who don’t understand what is going on.

NEECYWOMAN: Sure. Intelligent Black women like myself and LIZAWOMAN have developed a conglomerate of our own in which we continue to send the message out to Zombie Black women stuck on stupid living in the Black matrix, that it doesn’t have to be that way. Having been members of the zombie matrix ourselves as Black women, one day figured out that the Matrix bubble had a hole in it. One big enough for us to squirm out of. And now that we have squirmed out of it and into the Global Village we want other Black women who are zombified to also know there is an out and another option. We have to save these women or they will die completely indoctrinated in the Black cesspool today known as the Black community, not having lived out their full purpose in life.  The matrix door has been unveiled and Black women are exiting as we speak. But they need help. Help from Black women like myself and LIZAWOMAN.  

*queue super hero music* *NEECYWOMAN stands up and flings her cape in front of her*

NEECYWOMAN and my  sidekick LIZAWOMAN are here to save the day!!  I’m here to take on the evil Soul Patrol branding and pumping out Black female indoctrinated zombies who are being brainwashed to carry out Black interest missions against their own best interests. What missions are these – Black male exclusivity, Pandering to & supporting single motherhood and babymomma lifestyles of the poor and idiotic, fighting white hegemony, defending Black male criminals, providing resources to all things Black and retarded, Black and criminal, Black and Stupid to name a few. MYSELF and LIZAWOMAN’S  mission is to rescue the next generation of Black women from such Matrix hell. I have a message to Soul Patrol Inc. and its conglomerates – WE ARE COMING FOR THE ZOMBIFIED BLACK WOMEN still walking around lost and stuck on stupid – let them go or we will come and take them ourselves!

We will do this successfully. The mission of the sister soldiers and members of the Soul Patrol Inc. and protectors of all things Black is to always make sure Black women are fulfilling their “God Given purpose”  to submit to all things Black, Black *and* male, Black and utterly stupid, Black Black Black… but by all means necessary the  progressive (ahem) INTELLIGENT Black women have discovered the exit and are moving towards and out of it. The global male village always looks so much better than a big ole bubble of the same ole same ole bullshit.

The matrix is a horrible place for anyone to be – especially when it’s against their own self-interests and disadvantages. I don’t know if I have or haven’t made it clear, but I am of the mindset that the Black community and exclusive Black relationships (intimate)  is not a healthy place for any sane or reasonable intelligent Black woman to continue roaming about – obvious reasons are too many too list so I’ll leave it up to yall to figure out why.

INTERVIEWER: NEECYWOMAN, do you fear the wrath of the Sister Soldier Militia and Soul Patrol Inc. for challenging them openly?

NEECYWOMAN: LIZAWOMAN and I are superheroes who have finally donned our capes. This is just the beginning – If they thought they had a fight a few days ago, just wait until we re- ammo, it’s gonna get ugly Joan. Better put on your hard hat and body suits. The remains of the enemy will be splattered all over and it won’t be pretty.  the only thing to fear is fear itself and the nasty, stinky remains of the enemy!

INTERVIEWER: Such tough yet sure words that you will win this battle NEECYWOMAN. Of course they won’t lie down and raise the white flag. Oh boy I said “WHITE” flag did I? They’ll be coming after me now NO?  I’m sure  in 5,4,3,2.. respective members  of the Soul Patrol and Sister Soldier Militia be in here…

NEECYWOMAN interrupts:  foaming at the crevices of their pie holes about how as Black women we “gotsta remain at the mercy of Black people and Black males” for the good of the race? PSSSH! GTFOH. *laughing*.

INTERVIEWER: NEECYWOMAN, this is your time to tell the people of the world your superhero mission and how you plan to accomplish it.

NEECYWOMAN (looks into camera): PEOPLE of NEECY’S NEST & the world, I am here to tell you that as a Black woman I represent a small and growing number of Progressive and enlightened Black females who have escaped the Black matrix. Who are we? We are Black women who:

–  date and equally find the beauty in ALLLLLLL races of men without guilt.  

– We are Black women who do not love pimps, players, hustlers, thugs, assholes, jerks or misogynists.

– We are Black women who don’t believe in racial exclusivity to men or people who do not reciprocate it back.  

– We are Black women who don’t care about who and what Black men are dating b/c we have a life of our own and equally seek partnerships from males in the global village.

– We are Black women who does not support a community that seeks to diminish the femininity and value of its women.

– We are Black women who aren’t afraid to say we’re not “liberals” b/c it’s just par for the course.

– We are Black women who aren’t afraid to be ourselves –  and admit to liking things that are not always “Black”.

– We are Black women who take great pride and pleasure in not being ghetto.

– We have accepted that we too as Black women have options if we choose to take them and use them in the global dating village with various races and cultures of men.

– We are Black women who are going to redefine Black womanhood and femininity one step at a time.

– We are Black women who have come to terms with no longer wanting to be sister soldiers that fight White hegemony.

– We are Black women who seek the best interests of ourselves FIRST and only deal in reciprocating relationships.

– We are Black women who will not donate our time, money, resources, or support to things or people who seek to diminish us as women.

– We are Black women who want to live the best lives we can in the GLOBAL village with or without the craziness that comes with being Black today.

– We are Black women who are not all fat, ghetto, loud, obnoxious, asexual, jezebels, mammies.  

– We are Black women who will be redefining a new era for the younger generation of Black females who want to SURVIVE and escape the matrix.

– We will use every bit of resource we can to get this message across nationally and internationally. Our first step in the mission – is a documentary that LIZAWOMAN and I will be working on. I will also be providing various media films showing this NEW Black woman.

Be prepared,  the new Black woman is not the Black women everyone loves to place in their comfy little boxes. She will make a lot of people uncomfortable b/c she refuses to be the mammy, jezebel, ghetto sapphire that so heavily exists today. The New Black woman will embrace her femininity and womanhood and will shun Black female masculinity. The New Black Woman will not embrace and accept  fatness as “beautiful”  nor will she call fat rolls “curves” anymore. The New Black woman understands being in shape and healthy is key to a fulfilling life. People better get prepared. Things are going to get UGLY before they start looking pretty.

THAT IS ALL.

*queue super hero music*

NEECYWOMAN: Zombies and more Black Matrix smack downs calls……

*NEECYWOMA N text messages her sidekick LIZAWOMAN and they both fly off into the sky continuing their super hero mission to stomp out the Soul Patrol Inc. and Sister Soldier Militia while freeing Black female Zombies still stuck on stupid inside the Black Matrix*

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33 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Zorro
    Aug 28, 2011 @ 02:07:49

    “We are Black women who:

    – date and equally find the beauty in ALLLLLLL races of men without guilt.”

    YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!!!!!

    White men everywhere jump for joy at this news broadcast!

    Pineapple sales go through the roof!

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    • Neecy
      Aug 28, 2011 @ 02:15:28

      – We are Black women who *now* see the value in Pineapples 🙂

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    • Mindful
      Aug 29, 2011 @ 06:08:33

      Question to you Zorro, have you ever met a woman who was raised on Black pineapples?

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      • Neecy
        Aug 29, 2011 @ 21:07:08

        *BLACK* Pineapples? I’m afraid. LOL

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      • Zorro
        Aug 29, 2011 @ 21:42:04

        Black pineapples????? WTF???

        This moose is now confused.

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        • Mindful
          Aug 30, 2011 @ 06:05:18

          The moose confused? Never! Black Pineapples grow on the island of Antigua and are said to be the sweetest pineapples because of the soil and rainfall of Antigua, they have a higher sugar content than the average pineapple. They are called black because of the very dark green skin. And since we are on the topic of pineapples, did you know that a very refreshing drink can be made from the pineapple skins?

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  2. Zorro
    Aug 28, 2011 @ 02:11:33

    Seriously though…super cool post!

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  3. Zorro
    Aug 28, 2011 @ 02:17:35

    What kind of schedule do you even keep, girl? It’s 5am! I’m RACCOON MAN! I work the night shift and you’re awake? WHAT UP?

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    • Neecy
      Aug 28, 2011 @ 02:26:10

      I slept late in the evening and then went out and Now my ass can’t fall asleep. So I decided to do this new post. LOL. I’ll be dead tired and sleeping for most of the day tommorow. ha!

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  4. Marellus
    Aug 28, 2011 @ 06:10:53

    God bless you Neecy.

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  5. Thelema
    Aug 28, 2011 @ 10:19:41

    Neecy,

    Can you do a post with regards to black women and interracial dating? And why they don’t like to participate in it like your male counterparts.

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    • Neecy
      Aug 28, 2011 @ 10:55:43

      Hi thelema! Yes absolutely plan on doing a post about black women and interracial dating. This post was actually going to be about that but decided to set the groundwork of how black women are very indoctrinated by powerful black forces and group think. So my f/u to this will deal more directly with interracial dating and black women.

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  6. Liza207
    Aug 28, 2011 @ 11:31:34

    Lmao! Neecywoman, this post is so awesome! As your sidekick Lizawomen (love it!), I say, you really out did yourself on this one. Again, awesome!

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    • Neecy
      Aug 28, 2011 @ 11:57:04

      Lizawoman we’ve got our work cut out for us can we do it?

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      • Liza207
        Aug 28, 2011 @ 12:34:22

        Yes, Neecywomen we do and it’s going to rough but believe we can make a difference.

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        • Neecy
          Aug 28, 2011 @ 20:22:27

          I’m tired of the wrong Black women being a mouthpiece and image for all of us and other intelligent sane Black women should be as well. That is why so many BWE blogs have come up and I hope more do.

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  7. Liza207
    Aug 28, 2011 @ 12:31:52

    – We are Black women who don’t care about who and what Black men are dating b/c we have a life of our own and equally seek partnerships from males in the global village.
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    I couldn’t care less and never did. I’m happy to see more and more BW who don’t care either. I longer see them reacting at the sight of a BM with a non-BW. I just wish others would stop expecting one from us because you most likely will not be getting one–it’s a new day and age so get over it.

    – We are Black women who do not love pimps, players, hustlers, thugs, assholes, jerks or misogynists.

    Intelligent self-respecting BW don’t have time for these clowns.

    – date and equally find the beauty in ALLLLLLL races of men without guilt.

    Who I choose to love is my business only and don’t make apologizes for desiring non-BM.

    – We are Black women who aren’t afraid to be ourselves – and admit to liking things that are not always “Black”.

    My favorite genre of music is rock/classic rock, I love the theater (musicals and plays), I feel most comfortable socializing in non-black settings and so on. That’s right.

    – We are Black women who have come to terms with no longer wanting to be sister soldiers that fight White hegemony.

    Too exhausting and I’m just not interested. And besides, BW have many opportunities allotted us these days in order for to etch out the life we want for ourselves– so it’s time to put down the weapons and get a life already.

    – We are Black women who are not all fat, ghetto, loud, obnoxious, asexual, jezebels, mammies.

    None of the above and proud of it.

    The New Black Woman will not embrace and accept fatness as “beautiful” nor will she call fat rolls “curves” anymore.

    This a big pet peeve of mine. I mean, really? So what do women who are actually curvy call themselves? Enough with this bullshit. If you don’t want to be labeled fat or obese as you actually are, then don’t be fat or obese — lose the weight! Just some friendly advice.

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    • Neecy
      Aug 28, 2011 @ 20:20:12

      Yep Liza to everything you said. I have a wide variety of musical tastes and I make no apologies about it. Many Black women are bullied into not admitting to liking certain things that are not traditionally Black. Yet Black men are given a pass for wanting do live and do as they please. Its utterly stupid for any Black woman today to allow herself to be held down by general Black group think. Just look at all the garabge that happens to Black women who live in all Black areas. Black women who venture out and live in the global village fare the best – even with some forms of racism. At least they don’t have to fear for their lives or being shot by some White person in their neighborhood.

      I have no problem admitting that i have no desire living around crazy Black people and their nonsense and I have no desires to attend all Black functions and things like that.

      Of course I am still aware that racism is still alive and well but frankly as long as it doesn’t hinder me in my day to day life to live as well as I can and be all that I can be then I nevermind that mess. And that is why Black people who continue to harp on the inevitable (racism) will never go very far. Like I said racism is very well alive and kicking, but I don’t have time to let that nonsense keep me from doing well. Those sister soldier Black women are just digging deeper graves for themselves and Black women and I am no longer going to allow them to be the mouthpiece for *ME* as a Black woman. They have ruined our image as women enough and I say enough is enough.

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      • Liza207
        Aug 29, 2011 @ 12:40:01

        “Black women who venture out and live in the global village fare the best – even with some forms of racism.”


        Neecy, don’t you love the serenity and freedom of living in the global village? Many BW don’t know what they’re missing out on or how limited the existences are by allowing themselves to be trapped in the black matrix. I can’t even fathom living in a world so limited. I just can’t.

        “I have no problem admitting that i have no desire living around crazy Black people and their nonsense and I have no desires to attend all Black functions and things like that.”


        I have no problem admitting that myself. I just can’t deal the dyfunction of the “BC”. I have a real serious aversion to crazy.

        “Of course I am still aware that racism is still alive and well but frankly as long as it doesn’t hinder me in my day to day life to live as well as I can and be all that I can be then I nevermind that mess.”


        As I see it, racism is more on a individual basis now. I don’t see it as much institutionally these days. So, there are no excuses for why we can’t etch a good life for ourselves anymore.

        “Those sister soldier Black women are just digging deeper graves for themselves and Black women and I am no longer going to allow them to be the mouthpiece for *ME* as a Black woman. They have ruined our image as women enough and I say enough is enough.”

        Yep, they need to be shut down. I have noticed lately that BM now have a more innocuous image in the media. I don’t see the “angry BM” as much anymore or “the thug” or “the buffoon”. They have revamped their image in a big way. Their representation has gotten better in the mainstream media. I wonder if I’m the only one who notices this. I just wonder when BW are going to undergo the same transformation in terms of our image.

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        • Neecy
          Aug 29, 2011 @ 20:59:52

          The one thing I cannot hate on Black males for is their ability to stick together and look out for themselves as individuals and each other as men. black women are so busy trying to please everyone else that we step all over each other and many Black women do not understand the concept of looking out for self FIRST and sticking together. That is why there needs to be a divide amongst the Black women like us and the sister soldiers who continue to live their lives trying to please others who are not reciprocating. That is why I am no longer supporting and doing things against my or Black women’s own best interests.

          Why can’t Black women who support and contribute to such negative portrayals of us see how that affects how we are perceived as women on a greater scale? Its like they don’t care, but want to complain when people are talking badly about Black women. YET they do nothing to improve the image – its like this “I don’t give a fuck” mentality. I’m tired of it, its time for Black women like us to stand up and say enough. What normal human being(s) continue to support things and people who shit all over them?

          Until Black women start taking care of self first then no one will ever respect us.

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  8. Mark Slater
    Aug 28, 2011 @ 15:19:28

    After reading this very intriguing post by Miss Neecy, I can only conclude that one of two things recently happened (perhaps in combination).

    1. She looked deep within her heart and asked herself where she was going, and who she wanted to be; and found it to be in contradistinction to what she has long observed among the majority of her Black sisters.

    2. She met a handsome young White cowboy from Bakersfield and really liked what she saw.

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    • Neecy
      Aug 28, 2011 @ 20:11:32

      Yes Mark, it took some self introspection as it does for many Black women who have reached their boiling point and gained their common sense back. The fact is many Black women can no longer deny how the Black community devalues us and how the Black community is nothing but a destructive place that seeks to keep recylcing old tired cliches about race, relationships, out of wedlock kids, and the abandonment/abuse/denigration of Black women. Black women who continue to place thier self worth and life into the hands of the Black community and Black men are really going to fall by the wayside very shortly. They really need their eyes opened b/c when then they cannot say no one ever told them.

      Regarding number 2. LMAO. I have never seen a White cowboy from Bakersfield, but yes I don’t see how anyone could say they don’t see attractive people of other races. I think its pure BS when people say this b/c it sounds good. When I was younger I was raised in an all White area so the objects of my affections were White boys and all of my friends were White. But then I moved in junior High back with my father who lived in a more diverse area and where there were more Blacks. I was summoned to my “Blackness” by Black bullies who made me feel bad for “talking like a White girl” and “thinking I was White” and having crushes on White guys. SO for survival I adopted the Black mentality and forgot about ever finding White guys attractive b/c I had been sucked into the Black Matrix where its not okay for Black women to ADMIT they find other races (especially White) attractive.

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      • Liza207
        Aug 29, 2011 @ 12:51:09

        Neecy, it seems that Mark (Although, I know he meant it to be humorous)assumed that you weren’t interested in WM before you wrote this very creative piece. I just wonder when this assumption that BW aren’t interested in WM until we have to spell it out for them.

        By the way, I have never assumed that a WM wasn’t interested in me because I was black or that he wouldn’t be interested just because I was black.

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        • Neecy
          Aug 29, 2011 @ 21:06:21

          I agree Liza. Some Black women try to make others believe they are *ONLY* attracted to Black men but that’s a lie. They say that b/c it sounds good. Also many White men who are always talking down about Black women I often feel are also the same and just say that b/c it sounds good. i am not saying that everyone is attracted to others outside their race, but a lot of times no one can deny an attractive person no matter their race. I find Black women and White men tend to front the most when it comes to admitting attraction to each other for some reason.

          Notice White women and Black men don’t try to pretend they are not attracted to each other like Black Women and White men do. It’s so silly.

          I have always been attracted to all races of men but when I started going to schools with a high Black population I was bullied so much that I started denying my attraction to anything but Black men when it was a lie. My first boy crushes were all White b/c I lived in a very White suburb around nothing but Whites in my early years. But I became indoctrinated and sucked into the Matrix like many Black women to feel guilty for finding other races (besides Black men) attractive.

          We won’t even talk about how Black people use slavery to keep Black women from trusting White men as partners. That’s a whoooole other topic in and of itself. LOL

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  9. Firepower
    Aug 30, 2011 @ 12:05:49

    that comic illustration was obviously done by a White Man. no real life black supahero would wear gloves that hid her nails.

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  10. Firepower
    Aug 30, 2011 @ 12:06:26

    modding?
    moi?

    mout

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  11. Emma the Emo
    Sep 02, 2011 @ 01:54:21

    Lol, good post 🙂 But I’m curious, what do you mean by this:
    ” We are Black women who don’t believe in racial exclusivity to men or people who do not reciprocate it back.”

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    • Neecy
      Sep 02, 2011 @ 09:13:37

      What that means Emma is that Black women generally remain exclusive in their dating to Black men only. Black women are often maligned, and given the most negative reasons on why we should soley date and have intimacy with Black men and not other races of men (and usually it is Black men who are making Black women feel this way). On the flip side, Black men do not remain exclusive in their dating practices towards Black women – although they preach to Black women and expect Black women to remain exclusive to them. IOW’s they don’t reciprocate what they preach to us. So I am saying a certain number of Black women are not buying into that BS b/c we equally find other races of men attractive and espeically would never remain exclusive to those who don’t practice what they preach.

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      • Emma the Emo
        Sep 02, 2011 @ 09:37:38

        Thanks for the explanation. I know nothing about the black community and how it works, so it was interesting to read. Why do they demand exclusivity?

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        • Neecy
          Sep 02, 2011 @ 10:12:39

          Part of it is b/c men feel entitled to choose various women while women are supposed to remain loyal and exclusive to them. Also, frankly and simply put, they don’t want to have increased competition from other races of men. And it’s not just Black men who think this way. People in general more so hate on interracial relationships b/c they fear increased competition from other races of men and women. Of course when one solely sticks to their own race then that means less competition and a smaller pool of men/women for the opposite sex to compete with. When one opens their dating pool to other races, that is a wider pool of attractive people one has to compete with for the affections of an attractive woman/male.

          So it’s beneficial for Black males who don’t even make the cut as good mates to have Black women solely exclusively dating them b/c then standards are lowered for these men. But if they have to compete with a wider array of men who have things going for them, then that puts them at the back of the pack. Not so easy to just snatch up an attractive Black woman without first having to be on top of his game. Like I said this goes across to other races and genders. People who don’t make the cut, fear increased competition from a bigger pool of women/men for the men/women of their race.

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  12. Firepower
    Sep 19, 2011 @ 11:58:12

    neeecy

    You know that ARRRRGGGGH feeling you get when you are standing in Starbucks Coffee Bean, on the train, at the gas station, in the Grocery store, at work, at the Happy Hour Sports Bar,

    its been my experience that black girls at coffee shops and Sports Bars are like fish, that jump in your boat – like hunting at the petting zoo. but thats just me

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