Somewhere some masculinized extreme feminist biddies are crouching down in horror at the thought. But when has Neecy ever ceased to make them uncomfy??
FEBRUARY FEMININITY CELEBRATION MONTH!!
Damnit! We all know February is the month for some reason that people love declaring certain things for the entire 28 days (lol ironically its the shortest calendar month in the year).
Black History month
Heart disease Health month
Kids oral health month
The fall in love month
The wash your ass everyday month
The look your best month
The music celebration month
The baby making month
MY GOD! The list goes on. So I feel – if you can’t beat em, join em. Why not add juuuust ONE MO’ item to that list? While femininity should be celebrated all the days of a woman’s life, why not make a month where we do a microscopic focus on what is sooooo wonderful about being a woman and not being a man with a vagina???
And this month I will *ATTEMPT* to do a post each day (if you hold me to that you are the fool 😛 you have been forewarned Nesters!).
where was I?
Oh I was saying how I was going to do a post each day (some long, some short) on femininity and why it should be celebrated or something of that sort.
In society today, I feel women feel femininity by nature is INFERIOR. That is b/c so many women in these current generations have felt that the only way to be powerful and accomplished and WORTHY as a human being and woman, that we have to take on more masculine identities, roles and characteristics. Everything has to be based in masculine attributes, wants, desires.
I find women get really uncomfortable with the attributes to the very things that make a woman a woman. The first thing that pops out of their mouth is you are “downgrading” “reducing” them and making them to be “USELESS”.
WOmen today in a modern western OVERLY EXTREME feminist culture take issues with anything having to do with femininity being a positive affirmation of womanhood,
b/c the quest is to compete with men on their turf, for every damn thing!
To have what men have.
“I am a worthy woman a POWERFUL woman and person now that I am CEO of YOU DA MAN corporation!!! All you baby making, housewives can look and learn from a REAL woman on what it means to be an ACCOMPLISHED individual and woman. Put down those bibs, onesies, diapers and drooling things that you call infants. Put away your milk induced breasts you are feeding those rugrats! GET on board with THE BOARDROOM, and what being a REAL woman and a REAL accomplished woman means. And that is shattering the glass ceiling and getting everything men have accomplished for CENTURIES!! WOOT WOOT Pass da beer bitches!”
“say excuse me??? You male identified docile, submissive loser of a woman! I’ll be damned if you reduce me to that by asking me to say excuse me after I burp! if a man doesn’t have to say excuse me after burping then WHY SHOULD I?????”
“Cross my legs? NO. Why should I have to sit with my legs crossed and closed? DO men have to do it? My vagina and all the goods in between my legs is not a THREAT it should be embraced and everyone should feel comfortable with seeing it. That is what is wrong with the world – they hate VAGINAS and the thought of seeing one is just another manifestation of HATRED of women”
To be what men have been.
“I am working on being an airline pilot! WHY? Not because I really am passionate about being one or really want to be one for self fulfillment, but just because all of the 58465845 airline pilots have all been MEN in the past and we simply need more women doing that.”
To think like men think.
“I banged a whole host of hot men in my prime days and I am damn proud of it!!!
“YES I scartched my vagina AND??? if men can walk around adjusting their goods then I can adjust mine in public view TOO!!!”
To do what men do.
“I am walking around topless to make a point. NOT because my girls need to breath! If men can walk around shirtless and not be groped or stared at, then damnit WHY CAN’T I AS A WOMAN??”
“I am a slut and damn proud of it b/c men have been sluts since the beginning of time and are never referred to that based on the number of partners thay have!! Women shouldn’t feel ashamed about the number of partners they have had! I am proud of the 8326748736587468498376985476759876549867598674938743987529572-95 men I have slept with in the last 2 years!”
*Mr.Right walks in*
“oh you don’t want to get serious? oh so you just wanna USE ME for sex??. Yeah you know, I think its unfortunate more men don’t settle down with good women like myself! You don’t know good women when you see them! I mean all of us women are tried of these loser guys like you who just want to use us for sex and not commit. HUH? What is my sexual partner count? UHM THAT IS RUDE, NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS and its SEXIST question for you to ask any woman!”
To accomplish what men have accomplished.
“OMG! Let the heavens open up. I just threw a ball as far as a man. i just kicked a ball as afar as a man. I can run as s fast as a man. I can lift a MAC TRUCK just like a man!! I am special. I am now a worthy woman on this earth since I can do what men have been doing for the longest. HEY hat do you mean I cannot apply for a position on the Pro football teams!! SEXIST!!”
*woman admitted to football team*
“OUCH! OMG! WTF!! Are you kidding me right now! You could kill me running at me and tackling me like that! I am a woman! please recognize you can really hurt me by tackling me like that!”
Am i saying that women should not be ambitious and seek things and/or professions and such that have been held traditionally by men? Am I saying women cannot be just as good in positions and doing things as men?NO. I am saying, women need to stop measuring everything they do based on MEN. No wonder so many women resent womanhood. They feel masculinity is superior in nature and they want to get it for themselves WHILE ALSO hating men for doing it.
IOW’s the only way a woman these days can be revered as a REAL WOMAN a FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH a REAL ACCOMPLISHMENT is simply by judging her accomplishments, actions, demeanor, attitude in the realm of what has worked for men and made them successful as a gender.
HOW UNFORTUNATE ladies!
How unfortunate that women can’t see what is so great about OUR abilities as women and the ways in which make us a gift to this earth!
How unfortunate is it that a woman that embraces what comes to her naturally as a woman and a GIFT is seen as worthless, useless, lacking, not good enough.
There are women who even balk at giving birth. They hate the idea of any person saying that a woman giving birth, carrying and nurturing human life in her womb is a GIFT of womanhood. They get CRAZED MAD!! They tell you, “you are reducing women to baby making machines and housewives with no ambition.”
There are women who balk at the idea of women BY NATURE being nurturers. Why would a woman get upset at the idea of someone saying that women are nurturing by nature? Because she HATES womanhood and views it as inferior! That is why.
Any woman who likes being a woman, who has more womanly attributes and characteristics, more traditionally womanly behaviors and thought processes, is ridiculed and looked down upon – by none other than WOMEN. Women with something to PROVE for artificial reasons and phony feelings of accomplishment.
Modern day women get CRAZED mad if you dare suggest that a woman be led by more of her feminine NATURAL qualities than seeking to follow int eh shadows of men and feel only worthy then.
On the other hand, men LOOVE and embrace women who exude more feminine qualities by nature than masculine qualities.
Who really hates WOMEN and the idea womanhood? Is it *REALLY* women? Women who want to use their femininity when CONVENIENT and talk about how useless and worthless it is when its not so convenient for them?